Friday, August 21, 2009

Perimenopause

Okay, ladies...or at least those of you who are still living in the pre-perimenopausal bliss of youth. This is a wake-up call. If you see perimenopause approaching, RUN! Run like hell, because let me tell you, it ain't pretty.

In the last few months, I have:

  • been broken out like a hormonally raging teenager
  • had dull and lifeless hair
  • had more mood swings than a hippie playground (whatever that means)
  • suffered constant weird food cravings
  • gained 10 more pounds

Did you catch all that? Because if not, read it again, and carefully. And if you see perimenopause approaching, RUN! Run like hell, because let me tell you, it ain't pretty.

It's like PMS, injected with steroids, mixed with pregnancy and puberty all rolled into one. Hell, anyone?

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