tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9087621112718917288.post6238676878746947884..comments2023-06-18T04:22:56.949-07:00Comments on crapstain: I'm Such a Bad Liar!sandihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12918447628460186795noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9087621112718917288.post-85640855167550673932008-10-08T19:37:00.000-07:002008-10-08T19:37:00.000-07:00A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a broth...A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother."<BR/>Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother."<BR/><BR/><BR/>A young boy asked his dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"<BR/>"You are my son. I'm confident about that," the father said. "Your friend next door is also my son, but that's confidential."<BR/><BR/>A man was walking home through the park one night and saw a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars," she whispered.<BR/>The man had never been with a hooker before but decided that for only 20 bucks he couldn't afford to miss out. They were going at it in the woods when all of a sudden a light flashed on them.<BR/>"Hey, what's going on here?" barked a policeman.<BR/>"I'm making love to my wife," the man answered indignantly.<BR/>"Oh, I'm sorry," said the cop. "I didn't know."<BR/>"Well," said the man, "I didn't know either until you shined the light on her face." <BR/><BR/>A strict teacher was lecturing his students on the importance of being wide awake. "I've found the most effective way to start a day," he said, "is to take a cold shower. Then I feel rosy all over."<BR/>A bored voice from the back of the class interjected, "Tell us more about Rosie."<BR/><BR/><BR/>An angry wife met her husband at the door. He smelled of booze and perfume.<BR/>"I assume," she snarled, "that there's a very good reason for your waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning with liquor on your breath and lipstick on your collar?"<BR/>"There is," he replied. "I'd like breakfast."<BR/><BR/>Hope that helps!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9087621112718917288.post-1371185599873645442008-10-07T15:36:00.000-07:002008-10-07T15:36:00.000-07:00hee hee hee whooowhooowhoo breathe in breath out. ...hee hee hee whooowhooowhoo breathe in breath out. calming breathes. in and out. heee hee hee whoohoohoo. breathe through it. <BR/>dude i need to tell you ignorance is bliss. my advice? stop reading the paper, or watching the news. i have absolutely no clue whatsoever about current event. and no knowledge in the slightest about the current economy and the upcoming struggles that might bring.<BR/>and i have no stress about it at all. <BR/>if i don't know anything, i can't stress about it. <BR/>selective knowledge. <BR/>it works. i feel great about my current financial situation as i ignore the economy and only worry about how I'm paying for stupid inconsequential stuff like Christmas. <BR/>prozac really takes the edge off my anxiety level too. if i take it like i should which i don't but still. if i did i would be way better off. <BR/><BR/>sorry you are so stressed. i stockpile my meds by getting refills but not taking them like i should daily. SHHH, don't tell Lance. he'd be pissed at me again. and my thyroid meds are important. i could die or really want to if i don't take them for long enough. they suck. not nearly the same as diabetes meds or the inconvenience. but still. i have to have a supply on hand in case of an emergency. <BR/><BR/>the whole thing sucks! hugs! just keep swimming. BREATHE, and i tell ya ignorance works wonders for me.Crazymamaof6https://www.blogger.com/profile/12010784861707678433noreply@blogger.com