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Thursday, April 28, 2011

Ode to a Martini Drinker

{ a Fb friend posted this in one of our mutual groups yesterday; too funny...had to share. I don't know who the original author is. }

Sold Cober

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the deuce you are I think?

I'm not under what they call,
The affluence of incohol.

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheet.

Tee martoonis make a guy
Feel so dizzy, don't know why...

So pass the mixer and kill my fup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up!

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Donna Banta said...: ROTFMAO -- I too have been under "the affluence of tee many martoonis."; Thursday, April 28, 2011

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Sevens are extroverted, optimistic, versatile, and spontaneous. Playful, high-spirited, and practical, they can also misapply their many talents, becoming over- extended, scattered, and undisciplined. They constantly seek new and exciting experiences, but can become distracted and exhausted by staying on the go. They typically have problems with impatience and impulsiveness. At their Best: they focus their talents on worthwhile goals, becoming appreciative, joyous, and satisfied.

We have named this personality type The Enthusiast because Sevens are enthusiastic about almost everything that catches their attention. They approach life with curiosity, optimism, and a sense of adventure, like “kids in a candy store” who look at the world in wide-eyed, rapt anticipation of all the good things they are about to experience. They are bold and vivacious, pursuing what they want in life with a cheerful determination. They have a quality best described by the Yiddish word “chutzpah”—a kind of brash “nerviness.”

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Ironically, Sevens' wide-ranging curiosity and ability to learn quickly can also create problems for them. Because they are able to pick up many different skills with relative ease, it becomes more difficult for them to decide what to do with themselves. As a result, they also do not always value their abilities as they would if they had to struggle to gain them. When Sevens are more balanced however, their versatility, curiosity, and ability to learn can lead them to extraordinary achievement.

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