Elders Visit Mrs. Brown

Ode to a Martini Drinker

{ a Fb friend posted this in one of our mutual groups yesterday; too funny...had to share.  I don't know who the original author is. }



Sold Cober

Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the deuce you are I think?

I'm not under what they call,
The affluence of incohol.

I'm not as drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheet.

Tee martoonis make a guy
Feel so dizzy, don't know why...

So pass the mixer and kill my fup,
I've all day sober to Sunday up!

The Voice - Yep, i Got Sucked In

and i LOVE this girl's voice:

Needs No Words...

-isms

Maybe i'm only annoyed b/c it's 4:30 a.m. and i've been awake since 2:30; i dunno.  I'm just uber annoyed right now that someone who is not my friend is using a shit-ton of my own personal -isms; using sandi-isms as if they were his to begin with.  AS IF!  Stop using my -isms, you non-friend!  I came up with them myself.  Use the ones that are public domain all you want; just leave mine out of it!

And this is my brain on over-tired.

Weird Dreams

Last week was fraught with weird dreams.  Some were too unpleasant to put here in detail.  The memory of them are fading, too, so i'm sure i would leave out some important and significant points.  In one of them, people were packed in a room so tightly that it leaves me now thinking about crackers in a box, and trying to make my way through them.  It was dark, that dream.  Both literally and figuratively. 

In another dream, i was pointing out to a friend that his wife had been incorrectly diagnosed and therefore couldn't get any actual help or healing.  I thought a more accurate diagnosis for her condition would've been Narcissistic Personality Disorder with a hint, perhaps of latent Histrionic Personality Disorder (although there was the sense that this would manifest more in the future).  (I've spent far too many years researching such things, really.)

The other dreams are too fragmented in my recollection now, so i'll skip them.  I really should've posted them when they were fresh; they were bizarre to the 10th!

Naughty

Don't get all excited; it's not about a naughty PERSON, it's my computer!  I clicked a virus link on Facebook while looking into FBML and my computer is pitiful right now. 

I'm considering wiping the hard drive and starting over fresh.  Sure wish i had someone here experienced in this sort of thing to hold my hand. 

I'm scared.

It's April?!

We're a week into April and i haven't blogged.  It's not that nothing's been going on; i just haven't felt like saying anything.

Plus i've been lounging around with a great book. It's the latest Sookie Stackhouse novel.  Gawd, i am so addicted.  I love the vampire storyline (of course, dammit) and the writer is just freaking funny.  I love her style. 

Before that one, i read The Ice Queen by Alice Hoffman (thankies Lisa De, for giving me that book) and lo o o o o o o ved it. 

I have new toys to play with, photographically speaking.  I broke a light modifier last week and have replacement parts on the way (still under warranty...yeehaw!).  I got a portable battery for my lighting system yesterday; can't wait to try it out!  (Of course it rained the day it arrived, so i couldn't go out with it...

...but i have to admit, i loved the rain and loved being lazy in the house).